The power an EF-5 tornado can do, a piece of wood through cement.
Oklahoma the place where paper beats rock.
but paper always beats rock
What if humans had wings and the feathers were the same color as our natural hair color but we could dye them different colors if we wanted to or add glitter and there were salons dedicated to wings where we could get them preened and colored and there was a whole section of fashion and health dedicated to wings and work-outs designed to make your flight muscles stronger for endurance or speed and and and
i want $23,000 and someone to kiss me
I’ve found the secret to happiness and it’s Martin Freeman laughing
you really can’t look at that and not smile :D
why is this so unfailingly funny every single time
oh. my. god.
i wanna touch it