I hope you're okay
ridge:

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS 

ridge:

DID YOU HEAR THE NEWS 

umyehs:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

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dontyouwannadance:

Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.

Same goes for if you’re a hipster trans mexican/japanese Pizza Underground enthusiast with a hello kitty neck tattoo.

If you’re not hurting anyone, you be you. There’s nothing wrong with that.

mythandrists:

mental illnesses cannot be ‘fixed’ by getting a love interest

not in roleplays

not in fanfiction

not in published fiction

not in real life

do not write this i will cut you

russellbrowe:

if you tell someone ‘no’ and they respond with “FINE……….” or “guess ill be all alone….” or “its okay im used to having my hopes crushed…….” or any of that guilt-inducing passive aggressive fuckery, cut them straight out of your life because you never deserve to feel bad for setting boundaries or speaking your mind.

commanderabutt:

takeherawayern:

When you try and sympathise with someone by reflecting on your personal experience with a problem and it comes off as you making it all about you

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if i ever do this when i talk to you I promise i am trying to relate and sympathize not change the subject

logicd:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

Only a white person would have sex with an animal. 



woops

logicd:

whitepeoplesaidwhat:

Only a white person would have sex with an animal. 

woops

plamert:

therantsofnelldog:

cassimuffin:

FORESHADOWING

I agree with all of them bar the finding nemo -> cars link. I mean yes its a car driving past but that’s it. Its just a fucking car. 

paintgod:

my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

paintgod:

my brief was to “Ask someone for instructions in what to do and then obey them” and i think i did pretty well! i asked my friend “what should i do for this assignment?” and she said the above quote and then i had to make a record of it!!

 

spamanos:

tumblr needs a wendy

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

mypatronusisyou:

dontbedeaded:

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

i’m a 14 years old argentinian girl and i run a blog in english

literally everyone in America hates the American education system and has thousands of ideas for how to make it better but nothing ever fucking changes